Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] Oh, I think it’s beauty. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe? In today’s day and age I can totally understand if you want to know how to start a conversation online.
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off - it must be eternal... I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring. The only problem is that the high number of women who are looking for the right partner attracts an even higher number of men who dream about being that perfect partner.The competition doesn’t sleep and the more men are hoping to get a date with a woman, the more important it gets to set yourself apart from the other guys. Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock? I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van. Even though the following subject lines sound completely ridiculous they actually worked with a great success rate when I used them: You are beautiful but why are you so shy?